TO SOME ASSHOLES THINKING THEY CAN MESS AROUND WITH ME.

YUOP和半姐來到英國大使館, 找PARKING找到半死, 累到半死

YUOP: THIS IS BLITTISH AIYA, ENGLAND WHAT LIAO AR?

RECEPTIONIST: THIS IS BRITISH CONSULATE....CAN I HELP YOU?

YUOP: WE WAN TO COMPLAIN THIS MAN AR, EEEEE ZECT HIEW (ISAAC HIEW)! HE IS BETRAYING HIS COUNTRY!

BANJIE: YEAH! HE WANTED TO WORK ILLEGALLY IN UK!

RECEPTIONIST: (SURPRISED) REALLY? PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, WE WILL ATTEND TO YOU SHORTLY.

YUOP: TANKYU AR!

(AFTER 20 MINUTES, ONE OFFICER COMES INTO THE SCENE.)

OFFICER: MR.... YUOP AND MISS.... BANJIE?

BANJIE: YEAH YEAH YEAH! ME ME ME!

OFFICER: I UNDERSTAND THAT BOTH OF YOU WERE READY TO PROVIDE US INTELLIGENCE ABOUT THIS INDIVIDUAL WHO PLANNED --- ACCORDING TO YOU --- ENTER UK GROUNDS, OVERSTAY AND WORK ILLEGALLY?

YUOP: AIYO, I DUN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TOKING ABOUT LEH...... CAN SPEAK CLEARLY ER BIT AR? YOUR ACCENT AR VERY POWER WOR......

OFFICER: (PATIENT) I MEANT, YOU WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GUY.....

YUOP: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! HIS NAME IS EEE ZECT HIEW (ISAAC HIEW)!

OFFICER: EEE ZECT?

(BANJIE WROTE THE NAME ISAAC HIEW AS ISSAC HIEW.... NORMALLY PEOPLE ALWAYS MESS UP MY NAME)

OFFICER: YOU MEANT ISAAC (EYE ZECT)

YUOP: WHATEVER LAH!

OFFICER: OK.... DO YOU KNOW HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS?

BANJIE: HUH?

OFFICER: (A BIT FRUSTRATED) WHERE IS HE NOW? WHERE?

BANJIE: ENGLAND LOR!

OFFICER: WELL.... WHICH PART OF ENGLAND?

YUOP: I KNOW I KNOW...... HE SAID BEFORE, RIVERPOO!

OFFICER: IT'S LIVERPOOL... AND PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHERE DOES HE LIVE?

BANJIE: I THINK I KNOW..... AH! ATLANTIC OCEAN SOMETHING.....

OFFICER: (ASTONISHED) WHAT? EXCUSE ME? ATLANTIC OCEAN? DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT?

BANJIE: DON'T KNOW LAH.....

OFFICER: ALRIGHT NEVERMIND (TAKE A DEEP BREATH) SINCE HE IS IN LIVERPOOL, WE CAN HOOK UP WITH OUR IMMIGRATION COUNTERPARTS AND SEE WHICH PART OF LIVERPOOL HE IS IN.

YUOP: GOOD GOOD GOOD! CATCH HIM AND SEND HIM BACK TO MALAYSIA!

OFFICER: DID HE SAY WHAT JOB IS HE GOING TO TAKE UP?

BANJIE: HE WANNA JOIN THE BLITTISH ARMY!

OFFICER: o___O I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO WORK ILLEGALLY IN UK?

YUOP: YEAH!

OFFICER: IN FACT WE ALLOW COMMONWEALTH CITIZENS TO JOIN BRITISH ARMY. IN FACT I AM VERY SURE HE WILL BE THE VERY FIRST MALAYSIAN TO JOIN BRITISH ARMY AFTER INDEPENDENCE..... SO WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO HIM, IN FACT I PERSONALLY THINK HE IS COURAGEOUS.

BANJIE: BUT HE IS BETRAYING MALAYSIA?

OFFICER: SO? THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH US, DOES IT?

YUOP: WHAT IS KOMENWELL?

OFFICER: EX-COLONY OF BRITISH EMPIRE (FELT BORING)

BANJIE: WHAT IS THAT?

OFFICER: YOU KNOW, GO HOME ASK YOUR GRANDPARENTS. PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO REPORT. (POINTS TO TWO ROYAL MARINE PERSONNEL) MR MCMILLIAN, MR UPHAM, WILL YOU PLEASE ESCORT THESE TWO PEOPLE OUT? I HAD ENOUGH OF THEM.