Drops of My Life 3

TO SOME ASSHOLES THINKING THEY CAN MESS AROUND WITH ME.

2010-06-28T02:16:00.000+08:00

YUOP和半姐來到英國大使館, 找PARKING找到半死, 累到半死

YUOP: THIS IS BLITTISH AIYA, ENGLAND WHAT LIAO AR?

RECEPTIONIST: THIS IS BRITISH CONSULATE....CAN I HELP YOU?

YUOP: WE WAN TO COMPLAIN THIS MAN AR, EEEEE ZECT HIEW (ISAAC HIEW)! HE IS BETRAYING HIS COUNTRY!

BANJIE: YEAH! HE WANTED TO WORK ILLEGALLY IN UK!

RECEPTIONIST: (SURPRISED) REALLY? PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, WE WILL ATTEND TO YOU SHORTLY.

YUOP: TANKYU AR!

(AFTER 20 MINUTES, ONE OFFICER COMES INTO THE SCENE.)

OFFICER: MR.... YUOP AND MISS.... BANJIE?

BANJIE: YEAH YEAH YEAH! ME ME ME!

OFFICER: I UNDERSTAND THAT BOTH OF YOU WERE READY TO PROVIDE US INTELLIGENCE ABOUT THIS INDIVIDUAL WHO PLANNED --- ACCORDING TO YOU --- ENTER UK GROUNDS, OVERSTAY AND WORK ILLEGALLY?

YUOP: AIYO, I DUN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TOKING ABOUT LEH...... CAN SPEAK CLEARLY ER BIT AR? YOUR ACCENT AR VERY POWER WOR......

OFFICER: (PATIENT) I MEANT, YOU WANNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GUY.....

YUOP: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! HIS NAME IS EEE ZECT HIEW (ISAAC HIEW)!

OFFICER: EEE ZECT?

(BANJIE WROTE THE NAME ISAAC HIEW AS ISSAC HIEW.... NORMALLY PEOPLE ALWAYS MESS UP MY NAME)

OFFICER: YOU MEANT ISAAC (EYE ZECT)

YUOP: WHATEVER LAH!

OFFICER: OK.... DO YOU KNOW HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS?

BANJIE: HUH?

OFFICER: (A BIT FRUSTRATED) WHERE IS HE NOW? WHERE?

BANJIE: ENGLAND LOR!

OFFICER: WELL.... WHICH PART OF ENGLAND?

YUOP: I KNOW I KNOW...... HE SAID BEFORE, RIVERPOO!

OFFICER: IT'S LIVERPOOL... AND PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE KIND ENOUGH TO TELL ME WHERE DOES HE LIVE?

BANJIE: I THINK I KNOW..... AH! ATLANTIC OCEAN SOMETHING.....

OFFICER: (ASTONISHED) WHAT? EXCUSE ME? ATLANTIC OCEAN? DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT?

BANJIE: DON'T KNOW LAH.....

OFFICER: ALRIGHT NEVERMIND (TAKE A DEEP BREATH) SINCE HE IS IN LIVERPOOL, WE CAN HOOK UP WITH OUR IMMIGRATION COUNTERPARTS AND SEE WHICH PART OF LIVERPOOL HE IS IN.

YUOP: GOOD GOOD GOOD! CATCH HIM AND SEND HIM BACK TO MALAYSIA!

OFFICER: DID HE SAY WHAT JOB IS HE GOING TO TAKE UP?

BANJIE: HE WANNA JOIN THE BLITTISH ARMY!

OFFICER: o___O I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT HE WAS GOING TO WORK ILLEGALLY IN UK?

YUOP: YEAH!

OFFICER: IN FACT WE ALLOW COMMONWEALTH CITIZENS TO JOIN BRITISH ARMY. IN FACT I AM VERY SURE HE WILL BE THE VERY FIRST MALAYSIAN TO JOIN BRITISH ARMY AFTER INDEPENDENCE..... SO WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO HIM, IN FACT I PERSONALLY THINK HE IS COURAGEOUS.

BANJIE: BUT HE IS BETRAYING MALAYSIA?

OFFICER: SO? THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH US, DOES IT?

YUOP: WHAT IS KOMENWELL?

OFFICER: EX-COLONY OF BRITISH EMPIRE (FELT BORING)

BANJIE: WHAT IS THAT?

OFFICER: YOU KNOW, GO HOME ASK YOUR GRANDPARENTS. PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO REPORT. (POINTS TO TWO ROYAL MARINE PERSONNEL) MR MCMILLIAN, MR UPHAM, WILL YOU PLEASE ESCORT THESE TWO PEOPLE OUT? I HAD ENOUGH OF THEM.

My UK updates!

2010-06-05T18:30:00.000+08:00

I have arrived at Liverpool UK, and I am quite excited in sharing my experiences in Liverpool.

The reason why I am so late in posting the blog is because the wifi isn't ready yet. Yes, I am dying after days without Internet.

Because of Daylight Savings Time (DST), The UK is only 7 hours behind Malaysia instead of 8.

27th May

Took Air Asia flight which supposed to take off at 9.40pm, but severely delayed until 10.20pm. What's worse, I seemed to have lost my IC card (ID). Reached LCCT at 11.20pm, and dismayed to found out that the bus to the KLIA has gone.

Managed to hook up with a lady who is also going to Dubai on the same flight, although she is heading for Newcastle. We shared a taxi and managed to reach and check in at KLIA at around 12.30am.

Worse of the worse? My laptop's throwing tantrums with me. It wouldn't start. It is the second most important stuff next to my passport. Will fix it later in UK.

Will first go to Dubai at 0200 hrs, then connect to another flight that flies to Manchester Airport. From there, it will be expected that the campus will arranged busses for all of us. Both flights are Emirates.

28th May

Worse day on my journey so far. Lost my boarding pass without a single fucking reason. I remembered it was tucked safely inside my shirt pocket. I walked from one end to another and it was gone.

Reprinted ther boarding pass as well as my return air ticket receipt. I still got my bank drafts so all is still well for me.

Took off from Dubai International airport at 0755 hrs dubai time (1155 Malaysian time). Excellent service provided by the air crew members. Suffered from jet ags because my body is tired, eyes are burning and my mind is slightly wobbling. Managed to sleep a little.

Reached Manchester Airport at 1230 UK Time (Malaysian Time 1930).

Surprisingly, the airport's trolleys need a pound sterling coin to disconnect their reins, to the shock of many, I merely used a 20 Malaysian cents coin to do the job.

(From now on, the time depicted will be UK time)

Reached our dormitory which is called Atlantic Place. Bought a lot of groceries as I didn't bring too much for fear of offending the flight baggage limits.

Didn't sleep much for the past 36 hours. When I woke up since my sleep at 1900hrs, it was already 2230 hrs, and here's the fun part, the exploration of Liverpool uptown area with two of my friends.

We left our dormitories at around 0030hrs (29th May) and the cold winds stab our bones unmercifully. Estimated that the temperature was only 8~12 degrees Celcius.

We walked down south and happen to see a lot of couples, some drunk, walking around the place. They were quite open, that at least one of them actually doing PDA in front of us! The security officer was kind and helpful to show us directions when I asked him where is the nearest bar, although we expressed no intent of visiting, just passing by.

It was quite a thrill, as you yourself and your two friends walked down the streets of a strange country in the early morning. People were free getting themselves drunk. Girls dressed in lavish or semi-scantily clad manner walking around, chatting and laughing loudly with their beau or companions. We even have people asking directions from us and offered to pay a pound for a spare cigarette, which we declined because we were not smokers. The police were virtually everywhere. We even caught a glimpse of two horse-riding police officers.

Then the unthinkable happenned, we were at Church street when we witnessed witnessed a man in our opposite direction, assaulted a lady, pushed her down and kicked her repeatedly before taking off and he ran towards us, and took a left turn of his direction and went into the alley after spotting an unmarked police patrol car behind us. I even showed the police car the direction, but we didn't know whether the police car did catch the guy. The police officers in the area got alerted and scaned the area though. Talking about hyper-efficiency.

It is way different in KL. You must be considering yourself lucky if the police arrive in 30 minutes. The Malaysian police presense give you goosebumps and worries, UK police's presense give you a safe feeling. This is the difference when the police is run between political parties and independent body.

One weird thing is that the Liverpool police officer wear bullet-proof vests but is unarmed, and the Malaysian police has virtually a 9mm semi-automatics and MP5 submachine guns yet without personal protection. One can observe the safety level in Liverpool. I can only say nothing but praise their professionalism.

We went back to our hostel and feeling thrilled. What a day to spend it all.

29th May

Liverpool is a small town, according to my friend, Elaine, who has been living here for the past 3 years, that it has only 800,000 residents here, which is even smaller than Ipoh!

At around 1500 hrs we went to St John's, and met Ish, a Pakistani immigrant that sells phones and reloading services (They call it top-up). I thrown in a hefty 10 pounds, which I plan to use it for the next three months, the call rates were dirt cheap and He asked me where I came from. I answered Malaysia.

"How's life in Malaysia?" He asked.

"Oh, we have three seasons." I said.

"Uh-huh?"

"Hot, hotter and hottest." I said with a laugh, "The lowest temperature is about 25 degrees at night, but at 3pm it can go up to 39 degrees, everyday. It rains heavily every month. and the best part is..."

"What?"

"The humidity level is 85%." I said with a smile.

His expression was priceless. In fact every Britons I have met were terrified upon hearing the humidity level. It will be killing you, but it ain't fatal, get over it!

I seperated from my friends to pay Elaine, my long lost friend a visit who has been living in Liverpool to my much, much surprise and besides of renting very lovely and cosy house, she loves cats! She got like 6 big, fat cute cats and each year she gave their litters away to her friends for adoption.

I sayed for a few hours, letting Steven, Elaine's boyfriend fixing my computer and then we chat about Christian faith. I revealed that I am an atheist and Steven wasn't bothered, instead of pushing his Christianity ideas to me in an single-way-manner, I was pleasantly shared with his own experiences with God. That moved me a lot because I felt respected and more welcoming myself to the ideas of Christianity.

We went to a bar at around 7pm, near Renshaw Street, called Hannah's, and we drank ourselves with Alan and Pete, two young UK blokes and we chatted about almost everything under the not-so-hot sun.

I had a large sandwich, Beef with lettuce and mustard (Western wasabi, which is not spicy at all, at least not in my taste)

Then we moved to a Chinese restaurant that serves Malaysian Chinese "modified" cuisine because its just "Britainised"
Malaysian Food. I had chicken rice. The portion was so big that I had to take away the Chicken meat, and drank the veggie soup and well as my rice (Gosh they were so big, UK people sure can eat!)

Oh and by the way, Steven gave me his old windbreaker for free! Thanks so much! My roomates were so envy of me because I know seniors that really did help me! Muahahahahaha

30th May

It's Sunday, I woke up at 5am automatically and I went out for the very first time in UK, alone and without a map. I was keen to explore the entire city. And It was quite small I must say. I can walk to the docks, then come back to St Johns Shopping center. It was cold in the morning. The places will not get busy until 11am. And everything dies down at 5pm.

One thing that I was fascinated about was around 9am where I was walking down Hanover street and saw a lady walking on her nylon stockings. Poor she, somehow she has lost her shoes when she was out drinking the saturday night and was glancing around for taxis. Her frinds were at the side of the bar, don't know doing what... sigh.

She looked at me and smiled sheepishly.

"Good morning miss," I looked at her feet. "What's wrong?"

"Oh Good morning, I was looking for a taxi..." I can see that she is really embaressed about this.

"Okay..." There was nothing really I can do, One thing in UK is that you never offer to help a lady if she is obviously with a company because that is considered rivalry to her male companions, or if she is asking for your help. So I can only walk away.

Met up with my roommates, who said they wanted to take a boat ride at the docks but cancelled the idea for some reason.

We bought some food at Tesco and bumped into more friends. Then we walked back, cooked ourselves some meals and eat and chat.

Elaine passed me my laptop back at around 8pm and Dorcus teased me for being an old lady.

I was freezing in the dusk and couldn't talk back. So Elaine said I owe a big big dinner to them. Oh Gosh!

31st May

It's Monday and also the Bank's Holiday in UK and I woke up aain in 5am, which translates to noon in Malaysia. I think my bio clock is still baying for adjustment.

Didn't do much except purchasing more food at Tesco.

1st June

It was a wet, cloudy morning, with only 11 degrees celcius, and we walked to Britannia Adelphi Hotel to kick off our induction.

After several lengthy speeches given by various officials including a police officer and a Chinese Fire Safety Council Member that we rather her speak Chinese instead of English, we were then ushered to a hall to have our lunch.

The lunch was delicious, but poorly planned as there were only 2 types of meal to choose from. Liverpool Scotch, a type of broth cooked by stewed mutton, large thin slices of potatoes, sea weed, and onion. And Bland scotch, the vegetarian version of it, where I didn;t get any chance at all to taste it. I just got one helping and the minute i returned o it, it was gone.

Things got off a little bit hot when Iqbal, our programme supervisor officially announce me as the Leader of Group 2. He also complained of me didn't hand up work to him on time. Don't blame me, blame on my pc.

Will type a short intro about myself and then post it on the e-mailist, as per ordered by Iqbal.

Filed a request to the office for a RJ45 cable, hopefully they can send it in by tomorrow. Before that I will have to borrow my roomate's pc for any Internet reference.

two days ago I have told my roomates that the chicken drumsticks that they have bought will get expire by 2nd of June, and they happenned to purchased a pot to cook these chicken drumsticks.

Feigning to be one's boyfriend

2010-05-22T21:44:00.001+08:00

Hey guys, I am sorry for going away for such a long time. I am now no longer selling cars as
I am now busy preparing for my UK trip. This incident involves my ex-coworker, Yvonne, who
told me of her rather sad story.

Yvonne has recently fell into a love relation with a guy working inside a wholesaler store
behind my car dealer's venue. The man apparently told her, after a week's relationship, he
told Yvonne that he actually has gotten married and already has a kid.

Yvonne was kind of sad and she seek my advice. I said to her that she should let go of
this relationship and then look for a better man because she deserves it.

Seeing her reluctant to let go of the relationship, even going as far as willingly becoming
his mistress, I said, "If you were to be his wife, how would you feel? Do you like to share
your husband with another woman? What about his kids?"

After an hour of me being her audience (I am a very good listener :P ) she suddenly
suggested a very silly but fun idea; me posing as her "new boyfriend" and walk together with
her to that store he was working and then piss the hell off him.

I was put off at that time, but after another half-hour's persuasion, I submitted and then
we walked to there and get ourselves ready for the action.

"You must be a really good actor ok?" Yvonne said with a bit of worry.

I extended my hand to hers and held it, “ I am worried that you might not be able to take it
because rest assured, I can really act well."

It's true, I learnt drama before and the lecturer actually approved that I do have some sort
of talent. So we really held hands and walk around the store, looking for that dude,
"checking the merchandizes" and "comparing prices" around, and I stumbled upon a 40-
something, haggard-looking man, looking towards our direction in a slight amazed by
controlled expression.

Yvonne appeared behind me and said to me quietly after the man left, "That's him."

"I thought you said he was handsome?" I asked. She responded with a slap on my shoulder
lightly.

"no lah! I was stupid to fell in love with him."

We then deliberately walked to wards him and his work mates (They all know about the affair
between Yvonne and him) and as they looked, we walked to the other end of the store, without
looking him, because I was pretending not to notice his presence.

Then another man said in our direction, "Wah, your boyfriend ah?"

"Yes!" she said in a happily manner.

Without her notice, I kiss her forehead in front if everyone, and then she was like
surprised and I said to her quietly, "I told ya that I am a very good actor, you regret?"

She was like blush all over and then she said in a jest manner, "You are so dead.... I'm
So gonna sue your ass off this time..."

We took our bought goods and we were still holding hands, before letting go after exiting
the wholesaler.

I asked her how she felt, did she felt better? She said something like regretful because
such a revenge thingie wasn't that great at all. You get back to the person who hurt you
but yet the feeling is bitter-sweet.

Hopefully Yvonne can get herself a better man.

By the way, on the next day Yvonne said that the dude did call her and ask about who I am. And she really
answered that I am her boyfriend, and ask him not to call her up anymore! Ouch!

I spend a hell fucking lot of money on my dad's car.

2010-04-23T21:33:00.003+08:00

My dad's 15-year-old Perodua Kancil (A rebadged Daihatsu Mira L200) is now 15 years old, and I just don't feel like changing into a new car.

I just spent a great deal of money to change/modify the parts on it to improve its' performance. But the ultimate modification will be a complete engine swap to the Mira L5.

Because it's harder and harder to get car loans in Malaysia now. And not to mention that the new car prices are getting more and more expensive.

Buying a second car is never my option because you will have to "learn" the entire aspects of the car you just bought, that with foreseeable problems.

Say you have been Driving Toyota for years now, and now you're forced to purchase a Proton. Chances are you will be hampered by various issues such as different designs, engine layouts and even performance expectation because Toyota and Proton are completely two different car manufacturers.

Therefore, engine modification remains to be the cost-efficient method of between getting a new car and a second-hand car.

The only draw back is that the budget can be unlimited, because according to the "Bathtub" theory; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_curve , the older a machine gets, the higher the failure rate and hence the higher maintenance cost.

Planned modifications on my kancil:

STAGE 0

Grounding cable with voltage stabilizer (Done, RM888)

STAGE 1

-Daihatsu Mira L5/L7 engine block (659cc) with 4-speed automatic transmission
-Turbocharger clocked at between 0.5 to 2 bar pressure.
-Intercooler
-Turbo timer
-"Piggyback" ECU Remapping device
-ECU Voltage Stabilizer
-Fuel Regulator

Stage 2

-Ventilated Disc Brake system on all 4 wheels
-fully adjustable suspension systems
-strut bars and anti-roller bars
-polyurethene bushings
-new 15" sport rims
-performance tyres

Stage 3

-Strengthened chassis
-carbon fiber hood, rear bonnet, fender, doors
-Carbon fiber drive shaft
-Carbon fiber flywheel

Stage 4

-In-Car-Entertainment
-Body repaint (Pearl White)
-Custom Body kit
-De-vinyl (No stupid stickers or badges allowed! I want clean, simple, and speedy!)

There are two things I want those people out there to know:

1) I am not a rich boy who drives a rice-burner. I want my kancil to be simple looking but fierce inside. I am going to make my car a "sleeper". ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeper_%28car%29 )

Imagine a pimped out Perodua Myvi looking down on me, thinking that I'm just another "mosquito" but when that traffic light turns green, he's gonna eat smoke coming out from my aluminium tailpipe.

2) Buying a new car isn't the best way at all. If you can spend another 15 grand on a car for another decade, instead of spending 60k on a so-called brand new car which will also become old after 10 years then why not? Not to mention the extra bank interests, whole new batch of things to learn on your car and other hidden costs! Maybe old on the outside, but what's more important is the inside! Look at those old mini coopers and Volkswagon beetles! They don't even have air conditioners!

Finally can use my laptop to go wireless internet

2010-04-06T15:41:00.002+08:00

So laptops happen to have a stupid wireless switch to prevent the batteries from going dead. Yeah, as I am typing, the battery power is flowing like water.

Although Fujitsu laptops are notoriously expensive, you have to admit that they use really good materials to manufacture their products. One for example is their ez-pad mouse.

The one that really annoys me is the Compaq laptops. Whenever you type, the over sensitive mousepad will sense any kind of movement hovering above the pad and prompt the cursor to jump to another unknown region, jagging up your typing which makes me want to shoot the laptop with a M-16 assault rifle.

Another one is the Toshiba laptops which I have sold before during PC Fair. That one really sucks because today you sold it out, then the customers will come back to you on the next day baying for a refund. Nothing horrifies the salesperson like this.

The Acer also like ma-ma desu. My friend here totally rejects it as junk.

Only Lenovo(IBM), Asus and Fujitsu are the best so I've heard. But definitely I wouldn't choose compaq and toshiba because they truly suck.

Bought a 2nd hand laptop and a new digicam~~~~

2010-03-31T18:15:00.002+08:00

For my upcoming UK studies, I bought a 2nd hand laptop from my friends, it's a Fujitsu-Siemens S2010 which runs on 1.7GHz Core 2 Duo and a 1GB Ram and a 40GB for a mere RM900. Most importantly, when I am typing, the cursor didn't even flinch like Acer and Compaq.

Compaq, Acer and Toshiba laptops actually suck a lot because I have sold them during PIKOM PC Fair. I was kinda disgusted because most customers would bought it on Friday and then crying all about it, asking for repairs and shit on Saturday. Luckily I only had to do the job for 3 days and anything longer than that, my future kids may come without an asshole. Never, ever fuck with your own karma.

I also bought a Nikon S3000 digital camera that comes with a 12MP and a 4GB memory card for only RM550. The digicam was quite nimble and its LCD screen is fluent. Its only drawback are its inability to manually set the aperture(f) and also its shutter speed.

I took a few pictures with my S3000 but were not ready to share them, but I can share them on this blog perhaps on a day-by-day picture blog. I can also use these two things to le you guys join me on my Europe hitchhiking trip on October, right after my UK studies.

the "i" joke.

2010-03-08T20:25:00.002+08:00

After the success of iMac, iPod and iPhone and the recently stupid iPad, Apple's boss Steve jobs thought he can fool every single apple fanboy out there and decided to expand the "i" brand. Which literally famous for its translucently look nice, steep price and useless + boring products.

Here's a few examples.

Motorcycles - iRide
Cars - iDrive
Toilet Bowls - iPoop
Bicycles - iBike
Tricycles - iBike 3W (W stands for Wheel)
Housing and real properties - iLive
Tombs - iDie
Office utilities - iWork
Stationaries - iWrite
Calculators - iCalculate
Gym tools - iStrong
Condoms - iFuck
Condoms with fruit flavors - uSuck

I ran over a cat last midnight

2010-03-01T22:00:00.000+08:00

Guys, I have always been a careful driver. In my 8 years of driving experience, I have only banged a dog lightly at 40km/h (24mph) at the cost of a cracked front bumper, flatten a sewage rat crossing the street and this happened right about last midnight.

The dog rushed out of nowhere and although I braked, the collision sent it swinging into the drains. It survived though. But my dad railed at me for costing him a hundred bucks to change a new bumper set.

I was going to reverse my car out of the porch in front of my place (Malaysian homes don't have a car garage) where my friend noticed this little kitten, barely a few week's old, lying down next to the left front wheel.

I grabbed the cat and put it a few steps away from my car, fearing I might rolled it over, and shooed it away. It stayed there, but at least I was confident it was a few feet away.

As I went back and started up the engine, I reversed as usual and my friend, who is my passenger, exclaimed.

"Oh jeez Isaac, the cat! Look!"

I was startled and stopped the car in the middle of the road and blankly staring at the poor sap.

It just went back to its usual spot in a matter of seconds, yup, next to my wheel and I happened to ran over its head while I reversed. I swear to God I didn't even noticed my car ran over it. I didn't even felt a bump.

I wouldn't want to describe how bad it was. My heart wrenched and felt sad and angry. I could have tossed it further a bit. I could have asked my friend to watch it for me.

The cat was writhing in great pain, its paws scratching the air violently for about a minute and finally its movements slowed and it died. There is really nothing I can do except watching it helplessly.

My neighbor happened to came back and looked at the bloody mess, also exclaimed, "Why, that's the newly born stray cat! I just played with it yesterday! Isaac, gee, what have you done?"

"I don't know man, I didn't kill it on purpose it, I tossed the cat away from my car before I reverse and yet it still came back and got its eyes popped. I guessed it was feeling cold and wanted the get the warmth of my car engine."

My neighbors shrugged, pat my back and helped me to bury that kitten into my front yard.

I'm sorry guys, I really didn't mean it. -_-

Tommy Heavenly^6 - Paper Moon

2010-02-20T17:08:00.001+08:00

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!!!

2010-02-15T22:51:00.002+08:00

YEAH, GONG XI FA CAI!

Drove like 6 hrs back to my hometown, and spent RM700 repairing my car's air cond system, will put that up once i get the chance.

Wanted to go to Singapore in a couple of days, and somehow i just can't get my god-sis's number. She seemed to have discontinued her new phone number, and revererted to the old one, which I have deleted.

I have promised her to purchase a t-shirt for SGD20 a piece, not much of a bargain after the cut for the original of SGD 25 I think.... but then, I gotta support my baby sister alright?

I am now doing one of my dream job.

2010-02-01T21:13:00.002+08:00

Guess what, I am now working in a Cyber Cafe.

Yeah the pay's shitty, about RM4 per hour at 8 hour shift, but then the coolness of the job is that you get to use the pc for free internet surfing and youtube watching for free. Damn isn't that cool?

And then there's no need for you to do sales. Just smile to the customers, click a few times, get money, give back change, and wait for your shift's over.

Tell me that ain't cool. The cyber cafe's like only a minute away from my house.

Yeah I am still working as a car dealer, although the pay's good, but the money's been slow. It's been 5 months since I have been working, and although a few deals are underway (A promising RM8000), but you never know whether the deal will be closed or not. In other words, the money's slow and insecure.

I don't have a girlfriend to throw away my money, and since I have nothing else better to do after my car dealership, why not go for another job?

And oh yeah, I got a third job offer on the way, and you've guessed it right (or wrong). It's the good old jigsaw puzzle world.

The pay's still the old rate, I just take it as a good deed la..... helping out my friends who are deperately short handed. Sometime I help them to type business letters too, for virtually no charge at all.

I will definately spend my youth nicely to earn money. I've spent enough, and enough is enough.

Allah: Oh so mighty untouchable word

2010-01-04T22:58:00.002+08:00

Recently there was this longer hype that the Court of Appeal of Malaysia has finally grated the premission to the Herald, an East Malaysia, Roman Catholic-oriented religion magazine which published missionary articles in Malay language, the use of "Allah" in its articles.

Not surprising, the muslim organizations, PAS and UMNO were all flared up and urged the Ministry of Home Affairs to bring up the case to the Federal Court, hoping in a last-ditch attempt to prohibit the use of the word "Allah" by a non-Islamic magazine.

Some days before, 300 muslim gathered in Penang and shouted chants and slogans to voice out their dissent about the court's decision, and kept on yapping about the usage of the word "Allah" in non-Muslim article "will confuse" Muslims.

MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT.

To all these Taliban wannabes, let's get the fucking cold hard facts right.

The word "Allah" in Malay language is not original, it's a borrowed word from Arabian. It literally just meant "God", nothing else. Go to Egypt, Saudi Arabia, or even Iran, and don't be astonished that even the Arabian Christians will use Allah in both speeches and written forms.

So, what's so freaking special with this word made of two As, two Ls and an H? Oh, look out! it's the almighty word, "Allah"! You guys can't use it! It's ours! Nya~~~~ It's ours!!!! Waaaaaa Not fair!

Man If I am God I will laugh at their stupidity. Hell the Iranians were, in fact, laughing at the local Muslims for their over zealousness.

It's just a word, and you guys just kill yourself in the name of preserving status quo.

Answer me this question before the flaming comes in: Muslims use the word "God" in English too. Should the British Authorities, based upon the fact that Protestant Christianity is actually United Kingdom's official religion, banned the non-Christians (Yeah that means muslims too!) from using the English word "God" because "It might confuse the Christians?"

Oh, they won't think about it, worst comes to worst, strap a ten-pound TNT on to their waist and pull the cord on a crowded area after chanting "ALLAH IS GREAT!!!"

Yes another hardened proof that Muslims = Extremes.

Living in United Kingdom (UK) Compare to Malaysia

2010-01-04T07:42:00.002+08:00

I found this article on a website, and thought it was fun circulating about it. Guess that my gut feeling about UK is right - way better than Malaysia!

I tried to point out that many Malaysians always convert and that is why they say the UK is expensive. In fact, the cost of living is much cheaper than in Malaysia. In actual fact, Malaysians are being conned because for such a rich and resource rich country, the pay in Malaysia is way too low compared to the cost of living and inflation.

One good example is Singapore

Singaporeans (average) earns around S$3000 to S$4000 and nearly everything is half the price of Malaysia. Eg clothes, computer parts, electronics etc. But the average Malaysian still earns M$2000 plus and goods are double the price of Singapore.

This is the same as the UK. If you earn around 2000 pounds, you can liken this to the person earning RM$2000 in Malaysia. I give you some examples below. Maybe you can understand.

1) Good terrace house

It is more or less the same. If you want a house in KL, it would most probably be in Puchong and not Damansara Heights. So, your house would be RM$200,000. In UK, you can get a decent new house in Zone 6 (still within the tube) for 200,000 pounds.

If non London, you can get a nice house also for less than 200,000 pounds outside London. The same also applies to buying a house in Seremban, Kajang etc. You can buy a nice house for RM200,000 below.

So buying a house is the same for the local and the Malaysian. Renting a place is the same too or maybe cheaper than in Malaysia (I am not sure of this). A 2-bedroom flat in London is about 750 pounds (Zone 2). 500 pounds outside Zone 6 but still able to commute to London. A 2-bedroom house in Nottingham is 450 to 500 pounds. A 3-bedroom house in Belfast is about 300 pounds.

2) A car

A good Wira is RM$55,000. Most Malaysians have to take 7-year loans and be in debt all the time. If you are earning RM$2000 a month, you take nearly 3 years saving the RM$2000 with not eating at all just to buy a Wira.

In UK, the average local earns about 2000 pounds. He saves 3 months, he can buy outright a good Ford Fiesta or a Vauxhall Corsa without being in debt.

If buying a second hand car, even better. A 1990 Mercedes 190E cost 500 pounds. My 1996 Mercedes E220 cost 2000 pounds. My friend just gave me his 1989 Honda Accord (Auto) for free because he said he could only get 30 pounds for it.

I used it for a few months and decided to give it of for free too. That alone speaks for itself.

Even if you are kuli or an office boy, you still can drive a Mercedes or a BM. Yes, kuli’s and office boy’s get paid quite well.Average temp/office boy in London can earn about 7 to 10 pounds an hour. Overtime is 1.5 times or double. A brick-layer can earn 20 pounds an hour. The same Indon who lays bricks inMalaysia earns RM$50 for the whole day.

Before I became a doctor, I used to be an office boy and I earned near 300 pounds a week working about 70 hours a week. My makan was 30 pounds a week. My rent was 70 pounds a week for a room but I still drove a BMW back then. I bought the 10-year old BMW 3 Series car for 200 pounds.

Amazing how an office boy can drive a safe and luxurious car.

3) Petrol

For a UK person earning 2000 pounds, 80 pence a litre/gallon is cheaper than RM$1.52 paid in Malaysia. If you don’t convert, it is like paying 80 sen a litre in Malaysia

4) Shopping

20 pounds (which is 1% of 2000 pounds) can buy you 1 week’s worth of groceries in Tesco. RM$100 (which is 10% of RM$2000) can also buy you 1 week’s worth of groceries in Giant or Carrefour.

5) Utility Bills (This is what I pay in UK)

1. Virtually non-stop heating the whole day only 20 pounds a month. (Only 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

2. Electricity, I use my electricity maximum only 20 pounds a month. (Only 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

3. My water bill also comes to about 20 pounds a month (Only 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

4. My internet – I get 2Mbps for about 25 pounds (Bulldog DSL)(Also slightly above 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

5. Astro Equivalent (NTL cable or Sky) – 30 pounds per month (Also slightly above 1% of the 2000 pounds earned)

In Malaysia, this is what I used to pay

1. Tenaga Bill comes to RM$200 to RM300 a month with 3 air-cons. This is more than 10% of the RM$2000 earned)

2. Water (Puas) comes to RM$40 (This is about 2% of the RM$2000 earned)

3. Astro RM$100 (if you take Chinese package) (This is about 5% of the RM$2000 you earn)

4. Internet Streamyx 512K RM 88 per month (This is about 5% of RM2000 you earn)

6) Books

A good book is about 10 to 15 pounds in the UK. This is less than 1% of the 2000 pounds you earn. In Malaysia, you have to spend RM$75 to RM$100 for a decent book in MPH or Kinokuniya in KLCC. This is about 5% of the RM$2000 ringgit you earn.

7) Education

I think it is about RM$20,000 per year to do a degree in Sunway Monash and about RM$12,000 per year to send your kid to UM, UKM, USM etc. I am not sure about this.

But in UK, it is only 3000 pounds a year to send your kid to a great university. That also, the white man still makes a lot of noise because the grants were taken away. Previously, it was virtually free for the English man to send his kid to university but now, since the grant was taken away, he has to spend 3000 pounds per year to send his kid to university and less money to get drunk in the pub.

Well, if you are earning RM$2000 ringgit, sending your kid to UM to study is quite difficult. If you are earning 2000 pounds per month, you can easily send you kid to university in the UK.

Even worse for the poor non bumi’s not given a place in local university.

Even if they can afford, they won’t get a place because of the quota system. Unfortunately, the Chinaman and the Indian who gets 5A’s in STPM have to be sacrificed and not given a place to let the Malay fellow with 2E’s and 3 Fail’s to enter the Medical Faculty or Law Faculty.

So the non-bumi’s have to save RM100,000 per year to send their kid to the UK. In the UK, at least the white man still can go into university based on results and merit and only pay 3000 pounds per year.

Luxuries

Panasonic Plasma TV in Malaysia about RM20,000. If you are earning RM$2000 a month, memang mahal! You have to save 2 years your monthly salary to buy it. In UK, the same Panasonic ironically, Panasonic plasma is made in Japan and Japan is close to Malaysia, so the plasma should be cheaper in Malaysia) is only 2000 pounds. And this is only 10% of the 2000 pounds earned.

9) Health

NHS is free. Though the service is slow, quality is still there. You still can get a top quality by-pass for free although you may have to wait many months.

In Malaysia, IJN charges RM$30,000. SJMC charges RM$50,000. GH is free but as many people know, GH and UH have clown doctors.

10) Assessments to local councils

I may pay high council tax but at least my council assures my streets are clean and safe, got no holes (pot holes) on my roads, and they jump and attend to me whenever I call them.

When I stayed in Malaysia, I paid my assessment and quite rent but MPSJ (I lived in Subang) told me to “podah” whenever I asked

them to come and fill up the pot holes, cut the long lalang, put street lighting etc.

The councils, especially MPPJ and MPSJ, were more interested in eating nasi lemak and going for 10 teh tariks in a day during office hours and hardly did anything for their residents.

11) Income Tax

My national insurance and income tax also is not wasted. When I was unemployed in 1997, the government via social security paid for my 2-bedroom flat for one whole year and I was given about 100 pounds per week for me and my wife to live on. I am happy to know that one day if I lose my job, I can still claim social security and get my apartment paid and food to eat again for free. It is a good security to know.

Jonathan, the list goes on. Here alone you can see, the sterling you earn goes a long way in the UK. So your quality of life is far better in the UK than a Malaysian in Malaysia. It is just that Malaysians are just too content with what they have. But you compare apple for apple.

The British just love to complain. They have it made but still they love to complain. Nothing is good enough for the British. The government gives the citizens so much but they still seem to want more and more.

Written by:

Dr. Zain Azrai

London

What a lonely Christmas!

2009-12-26T13:18:00.002+08:00

Yesterday I spent one of my worst xmas ever in my life.... passing it alone, ever since my break up with my ex-gf. Haiz, just got 2 free movie vouchers from P1wimax, but then no one wanna go to the movies with me!

Sheesh, So I took to trouble to the movies in KLCC, queued for an hour (hell tons of people there) and then watched Treasure Hunter starred by Jay Chou and Lin Chiling. The movie, if you asked me, was bad. I was there just to watch Chiling, she is smokin' hot, and her soft voice, wooo really melts me.

I sent an sms to Durran mei to greet her merry xmas, it seems that she received the whole thing, but never replied. Does that mean she is out of Singapore or what?

Actually got people wanna invite me to go to Singapore to spend the xmas, mwhich is kinda tempting but then, have to do my thesis, so cannot go lor. :P

I will post up more music videos de, well, it seems that the purpose of this blog is just to shiok myself. :P

OMG I fell in love with this phone! Samsung W880 (M8920) - 12 Megapixel OPTICAL camera phone!!!!

2009-12-07T08:03:00.003+08:00

Some of its specs:

-12 megapixels
-3x optical lens (this is what I am waiting for decades!)
-capacitive touch screen, not resistive so it is much more precise and responsive!
-3.3" AMOLED screen with 16 million colors
-Wi-fi enabled (European Version)
-Recording video: 720p HD recording at 30fps
-2x digital zoom
-Xenon flash (finally!)
-4GB built-in flash memory and 32GB memory card support

This is a meaningful breakthrough moment because it finally blurs the line between a digital camera and a phone. From now on i don't have to bring another camera phone --- truly 2 in 1! Just a couple of extra batteries and desk chargers I guess :P

Better don't drop this one..... It must be weird because I am using a digital camera to make calls and using a mobile phone to shoot pictures (WE DID THAT AGES AGO!):P

Fish Leong - Mei You Ru Guo (No Ifs)

2009-12-05T23:48:00.001+08:00

如果我說愛我沒有如果
錯過就過你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

如果我說愛我沒有如果
真的愛我就放手一搏
還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

有人說世界上最遙遠的距離不是生與死
而是我就站在你面前你卻不知道我愛你
我常說如果人類連愛一個人都被自己綁住
那世界末日已來到不需要等到地球毀滅掉的那天

如果我說愛我沒有如果
錯過就過你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

如果我說愛我沒有如果
真的愛我就放手一搏
還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

如果如果沒有如果
如果如果最後變成路過
我也不能接受
錯過錯過錯過錯過 (不想錯過)
我比你更難過我不會一錯再錯
嗯這次不要再隨便錯過

我常說如果人類連愛一個人都被自己綁住
那世界末日已來到不需要等到地球毀滅掉的那天

別怕太快樂別怕失去我

如果我說愛我沒有如果
錯過就過你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

如果我說愛我沒有如果
真的愛我就放手一搏
還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

DaLa DaLa DaLa DaLa
DaLa DaLa DaLa DaLa
快牽起我的手

如果我說愛我沒有如果
錯過就過你是不是會難過
若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

如果我說愛我沒有如果
真的愛我就放手一搏
還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

沒有如果

還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

若如果拿來當藉口
那是不是有一點弱

如果我說愛我沒有如果
真的愛我就放手一搏
還想什麼還怕什麼
快牽起我的手

Zhao You Ting & COLOR BAND - Wu Lai Zheng Yi (無賴正義) KTV Version

2009-11-16T01:16:00.004+08:00

Mei, these two songs are dedicated to you~~~~ Kor Kor love you always~~~~ HUGZ

Black and White ED "Perfect Stranger" by Pickers

2009-11-16T01:09:00.002+08:00

long time no see..... meh, nobody cares.

2009-10-21T11:57:00.002+08:00

1. Failed one subject. Blehh~~~~~ Normally the subject that I thought I would have failed it, will not fail. Instead the "safest" ones will fail...... I should have thought ALL of them would fail, so ALL of them would pass. The resit fee is RM80 I think.......

2. school fee needs RM1066.

3. Approached by a guy who wanted me to sell cars.... NO, Not toy cars or Remote Controlled ones.... REAL CARS. If I managed to pull off just one deal, he will give me commission of rm1500. and If I can pull like 3 of them in month, he will give me rm4500 + rm1500 bonus. Sounded too great to be true, but heck, I'm down on that.

4. Recently met a girl in my Jigsaw Puzzle World who self-introduces as a "Fushoshi" (腐女, ふしこし / ふしょし ) and she is a really vibrant character... A fushoshi normally meant a girl who loves Boy Love Japanese Mangas, or literally meant girls who love those super cute, handsome, charming guys in 2D sense.

I remembered that she told me about the difference between how a man and a woman gets seduced. Of course, the man is well-known for their visual-oriented profiling and assessment of the opposite sex, but it is really harder for another woman to be successfully seduced by a guy, this is because girls are typically "feeling-oriented". "I must have the feel", I don't feel like it. Emotional, and instinctive the somehow the key to explain their various behaviors.

By the way, all a guy needs to do is look at a girl, and smile.

I still think scorpio guys are the best for you ladies who wanted a guy who is a bit naughty, but loves you nonetheless..... My personal favourite is Pisces girl.

5. I have yet to start re-writing my thesis.... have to go to the library to start hacking books..... again.

A lot of things has happenned since my last relationship.

My house got burglared....

2009-07-10T18:03:00.002+08:00

yup this happenned like in the morning at around 10.30am AFTER i left my home. Two guys came, as told by my neighbor whom she thought was our friends, and she heard them knocking our iron doors several times with a hammer, and she thought like we were "having fun" and did not care.

amazingly, I didn't lost anything. My beloved-just-bought LG LCD monitor wasn't being touched, and my friends, whom had in-door windows too near to the corridor and next to their doors were broken into and the damage was as follows:

2 laptops worth more than RM4000 altogether

2 thumb drives

RM500 cash

a passbook.

the safety in malaysia is really really bad.... and I am kinda terrified because we don't know who's gonna be the next victim.

If I went out late for another 30 minutes or so, I might have to confront 2 hammer/machete armed burglars all by myself as all my housemates were taking classes.

May those two motherfuckers who robbed my house get cursed and die of blood draining totally from their filthy bodies, and souls condemned in eternal burning hell.

Should Chin Peng be allowed to come back to Malaysia.

2009-07-07T23:05:00.002+08:00

Today i had a rather heated debate with a classmate of mine during the class.

When the lecturer mentioned The case of Chin Peng's application to return to Malaysia, I casually said, "He should not be allowed to return to Malaysia." My course mate, the course representative shouted, "He is an old man, he cannot do anything bad anymore...." all those kind of crap.

So the fuck what he is an old man? He had no remorse of waging war with the government, he had no remorse of killing innocent lives during the emergency times. Hell, our government spared his life by allowing him to live his worthless life in anywhere. He should be thankful that we never sent assassins to kill him during the armistice agreement signing.

I got flared up and just told her to shut up.

No use wanna talk about it, just felt sad for those soldiers and innocent people who got killed under his orders. They fought for nothing..... thanks to some people who doesn't even know the meaning of "Justice".

You wanna forgive and forget? Then try this thought experiment: 30 years ago, a man broke into your house, and plunder everything, rape and kill everyone in your house except you. He then escaped to another country. You know who is the culprit, and 30 years later, he wanted to come back to your country, but he never felt regretted for what he had done. Will you allow him to come back? Can you still contain yourself when you see your blood enemy appear in the KLIA?

That is what those family members of sacrificed servicemen felt. They fought and give their lives for this country, and the people they tried to protect defends their murderer. What a shame!

King of Pop Dies

2009-06-26T14:15:00.002+08:00

Yeah, quite a shocker huh?

He died of Cardiac Arrest at the UCLA Medical Center, 25 June 2009.

And his so called 50 last concerts to make his retirement in this year's end shall never came true....

RIP, Michael Jackson.

http://www.michaeljackson.com/

Empty

2009-06-12T23:49:00.002+08:00

I don't know why am i writing this, I am suddenly feeling empty, like suddenly losing my focus on everthing, I am like having no mood to do anything at all.

I became forgetful, feeling restless, yet always only able to sleep after 3am.

I really need to adjust my bio clock.

Is it because I was bogged down by my college matters? Why can't I just calm down?

I don't even know what the heck am i typing right now.

I felt like, I wasn't there for the entire world. At one side, I love be left alone, but yet I found out that I was the outcast in my class. I tried to mix with the people but it failed, so I just stop, stop trying to appeal to other people.

Nobody cares about me, and that, perhaps is a relieve.

It's like, I suddenly felt I didn't have a purpose for my existence.

I never ignored people. I swear, but i was constantly being ignored, and that wasn't cool at all.

Alright, gotta bath, then read my borrowed book from the college library and then go to sleep. I got heaps of crap have to clean up.

* * *

I'm finally out of the internship!

2009-06-02T20:52:00.002+08:00

Yes and now finally I'm year two.

Year two of advance diploma is more hectic that I have imagined. Thinking that I have 3 projects stuffed down my throat on merely the second week in the semester really chills my spine.

But I am really burning out. I haven't gone back to JB to see my parents since Feb and I am really tired for all the packed appointments and so on. Life after the loss of my love life has gone more busier than I thought.

My Samsung D900i handphone is really getting old. Why, how time flies! I bought in year 2007 and it served me well.

Wait a minute, I have so many things to buy. I need to get a net book by the time I arrive in London on next year's June, I need a vacuum cleaner because my room is such a mess, I need at least a new external hard disk drive, and now, a new hand phone.

Maybe I'll just do what I usually do when it comes to new gadgets... wait it out.

Life is pretty normal after I break up with my girlfriend. I can finally save some money instead of throwing it away on her. I can now focus on doing more part time jobs to supplement my cause, and yes, the new school bill of RM1770 is definately killing me.

I can't surf wikipedia for some fucking reason!

2009-05-27T22:43:00.001+08:00

I just can't do it! I'm using p1wimax and this is the third day i can't access it!

Democracy is really dead, wear or not wear black clothes?

2009-05-07T12:43:00.002+08:00

Well for me I will wear it for a day, you want to wear it or not, that's up to you.

I wear because, I like it, not because of some dude from BERSIH asked me to.

And if I am ever caught by the police just by wearing A BLACK T-SHIRT, hell, tough shit then.

You do not, will not, and shall not win the Perak people's hearts with cheap tricks such as hijacking the entire Dewan Negeri.

I mean, why is BN afraid of by-elections?

They say it's a waste of tax payer's money as each by-election cost approximately RM20 million.

Yes we had so many misuses of the public funds that goes unanswered. Some cases wouldn't even be allowed for checks and balances as it was solely under the Official Secrets Act.

For an example, the PLUS highway contracts.

How much money do the government need to repay these companies each time they deny the raise of toll prices, over these years?

And they say it is a waste of money to by-election, the most foundamental practise, the must for democracy, or makkal sakti.

It has been more than 50 years since our independence and sadly, there weren't much progress in our leaders' minds, as they began to be even more unruly, and the "One Malaysia" once again join the batch of hollow slogans like its predecessors.... whatever happenned to Islam Hadhari?

I'm finally single again~

2009-04-29T11:38:00.003+08:00

Yes, after a year of dragging, we broke up again....

I really don't know how to say, it wasn't as painful as the first time, maybe that means I also do not love her anymore?

Do I not love her?

Those happy, sad, and emotional events were imprinted inside my mind forever.

How we met each other, how we used to dream about our future, her coking, we bought groceries together.... we made love to each other... it all seemed yesterday.... the memories were still fresh.

So what she was 25 years my senior, who gives the shit?

She just can't get over that barrier, and it's good that we split, rather than have to fight over our age gap.

She doesn't love me anymore.... so all those reconcilements made last year.... wasn't that strong anyway...

it's like a lightbulb burns out, you tried to patch back the burnt filaments, it glows far brighter than it old self, but snaps after a short while...

And our relationship glows dimmer and dimmer..... until it dies out.

I don't understand, how can ex-couples become friends? How can you mix libido with friendship..... it's awkward, and painful for the men, and it's super selfish.

I don't know whether I should hate her, or just cling on to my passion and continue to wait..... is it worth the wait?

No it's not, but it is so hard to put down... man everything in this universe can be explained scientifically, except religion and love relationships.

Totally no logic at all.

I don't think I can love another woman like I loved my ex.... do I still have the strength to love another person? I am tired, very very tired.

Every night I would just cling onto my pillow and blanket and tried to sleep. It was hard, so I have no choice but to read books, surf the net until fatigue took over my body.

Everyday I would just work, work my ass off to tranquilize my senses. Only work that I can find my life useful. Yeah it was only an internship at a newspaper office, but it's better than goofing off around.

I feel like a living corpse.

My senses are numb. I am forgetting how to love a person. I am getting cruel... I am alone.

Dragging wasn't an answer, I know. Everybody knows. But that's not the answer I wanted.... somehow I am waiting for the answer to change, but maybe that's meaningless by now.

After 5 years, I am back to the 1st stage, I am going to be alone again.

Just let the nature take its place....

The Brilliant Green - Forever to me ~終わりなき悲しみ~

2009-04-29T11:24:00.003+08:00

Infamous quotes

2009-04-26T12:30:00.003+08:00

Some of them just blasted through my head, some of them taken from my friends... enjoy.

Unless God give you more than one dick, stay faithful with one woman.

If you can repay all your debts to a loanshark, you don't have to borrow from them in the first place.

An asshole is a person who doesn't even fight for himself.

Look thrice before you leap.

Rules are for breaking.

The sole purpose for humans is to, well, reproduce.

We live to eat to live.

I'm selling lipstick~

2009-04-13T16:03:00.003+08:00

I'm selling lipstick, each at only RM20!

The lipstick's brands are MAC, Lancome, Calvin Klein and Clinique!

The lip gloss is MAC one..... each also at RM20! Only 4 left!

I also sell lip ice, the brand is Pond's, and they are only RM8 each!!!!

Will post the pic soon~

Earth Hour is making me laughing my ass off

2009-03-24T14:34:00.002+08:00

This is stupid. You do not save much electricity by turning off lights for just one hour.

Same as that infamous I'm not a Plastic bag, it's just another big ass Public relations event.

"Oh look at me! I care about the environment! I turn off 'non-essential lights' for one motherfucking hour! I'm saint! Hey I sacrificed one stupid hour for this motherfucking earth, so you gotta buy more crap from me than you usually used to!"

Let me tell you the ultimate way of saving earth and cutting down pollution.

STOP HAVING KIDS, LEGALIZE ABORTION AND FREQUENT DEATH SENTENCES.

That's right you heard me. The higher the world population, the more we gonna consume natural resources and more people are getting less. So next time when you see some big disasters like earthquake, tornadoes or freak floods killing massive people on the TV. You should be thankful because it ain't you.

Well if it's you in that disaster anyway..... well, remember that you're doing a part to save the Earth.

Otherwise, stop whining and just wait for doomsday to come.

Yuna Ito - Trust You

2009-03-12T08:52:00.004+08:00

People come and go

2009-03-03T10:58:00.002+08:00

Yesterday I went back to see my friend, Sally who was working in KLCC. She kinda delighted to see me because of the foot traffic tanked for several days. She usually can hit like RM2000+ per day and now it's considered a bliss if she can hit RM1500.

She also told me the sad news: She will be leaving KL to be with her mother in Muar at the end of March... Sad huh, to see such a fine lady friend leaving you. Well can't blame her mum lah... imagine haven't seen your beloved daughter for 4 years, and every time she comes home, she barely stays for more than a week.

Ever since Sally came here, she has been the major attraction. Sales actually rose, because part of reason is that she has a very positive working attitude and being a sweet person.

The male store staffs around the KLCC are smitten with her. I got like a guy working at the Sony Conceptual store leering and observing her (eerie huh?) and throwing me envy stares for being able to chat and work with her 8 hours per day. I have customers repeatedly coming back to our stores just to take a look at her...

So you see, I can foresee that we will be hit even worse in April when this lovely lady is gone.

The reason of she is going away isn't totally because of her mother, because of the poor welfare provided by the government.

When sales go bad, her salary got cut but there wasn't any increase during the good times.

I wonder how long can the company survive just by recruiting some part timers.

The company soon will have to be run by the boss herself if she does not know how to cherish precious talents, for it is the most important factor of a company's survival regardless of any situation.

I enjoyed listening to her love story, about how her boyfriend constantly mess up their rented house, how she was getting courted by some unknown secret admirers, her friends that turned into hopefuls.... man, she was spoilt for choice but what really inspiring was that even though she felt happy that all the attention she get, she still sticks with her boyfriend.

Seriously, if she hasn't got a boyfriend, and I wasn't emotionally attached, I would really go after her.

Registered facebook~

2009-02-24T12:05:00.002+08:00

I just registered facebook..... So Just wanted to let you guys know.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612703291&ref=name

I am just addicted to Manga

2009-02-20T03:39:00.006+08:00

I don't know why I recently just went on a spending spree on manga..... and they are not pirated copies.... they're really imported from Taiwan..... one volume can be as expensive as RM14~RM20 X_x

I buy them because I can't find them in pirated version :P . But nonetheless the paper quality is superb, and the translation is state of the art.

I recently allowed myself to succumb at the magical drawings of Kaori Yuki. I just happenned to buy her ever-famous masterpiece "Angel Sanctuary".....

Kaori Yuki was the only female mangaka besides CLAMP that ever caught my attention. Her drawing was so beautiful that it is classic.

But I can never understand how can she draw her characters so...... ambiguous in terms of gender...... I sometimes had a hard time differentiating her manga's characters... maybe that isn't the main point at all.... maybe that's the way her manga should be.... neutral..... a mixture of sexual and asexual, perfect form of aesthetics.

Sky Fighters (Les Chevaliers du Ciel) Feat. Chris Corner & Sue Denim - You're the conversation

2009-02-20T03:23:00.004+08:00

Sky Fighters (Les Chevaliers du Ciel) Feat. Thirteen Senses - In The Fire

2009-02-19T19:10:00.001+08:00

David Archuleta - A Little Too Not Over You

2009-02-12T23:57:00.003+08:00

It never crossed my mind at all.
It's what I tell myself.
What we had has come and gone.
You're better off with someone else.
It's for the best, I know it is.
But I see you.
Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside,
And I turn around.
You're with him now.
I just can't figure it out.

Tell me why you're so hard to forget.
Don't remind me, I'm not over it.
Tell me why I can't seem to face the truth.
I'm just a little too not over you.
Not over you....

Memories, supposed to fade.
What's wrong with my heart?
Shake it off, let it go.
Didn't think it'd be this hard.
Should be strong, movin' on.
But I see you.
Sometimes I try to hide
What I feel inside.
And I turn around,
You're with him now.
I just can't figure it out.

Tell me why you're so hard to forget.
Don't remind me, I'm not over it.
Tell me why I can't seem to face the truth.
I'm just a little too not over you.

Maybe I regret everything I said,
No way to take it all back, yeah...
Now I'm on my own..
How I let you go, I'll never understand.
I'll never understand, yeah, oohh..
Oohhh, oohhh, oohhhh..
Oohhh, ooohhhh, oohhh.

Tell me why you're so hard to forget.
Don't remind me, I'm not over it.
Tell me why I can't seem to face the truth.
I'm just a little too not over you.

Tell me why you're so hard to forget.
Don't remind me, I'm not over it.
Tell me why I can't seem to face the truth.
And I really don't know what to do.
I'm just a little too not over you.
Not over you, oohhh..

Chinese New Year is boring

2009-01-31T11:21:00.004+08:00

The only thing that I like about Chinese New Year (CNY) was that you get to get red packets. The rest was all routine junks.

Just like Christmas, it has turned into a commercialized, boring holiday with nearly all the traditions and its meanings forgotten.

Yes, it's all lip-service and frontal displays.

For example, those who haven't married get red packets, but what about those in sensitive ages like me who happen to be 25 years old dude?

"huh? (smles and hands you a red packet) So big already still red packets ar? when you wanna get married huh?"

Man, my dignity doesn't just worth RM2, you know.

And then there's these weirdos who happen to give away red packets to virtually ANY people that he bump into.

Well, the thingies inside the red packets POTENTIALLY packs a big punch; a lottery ticket, but from my past years of experience, hell of a slim chance you'll strike big.

How fake is that? I mean, either you do not give, or you just give a buck. I don't care though.... the main reason of the red packet is the token that counts, not the amount..... OK I admit that I love money.... who doesn't? But I do think it's time to stop and think what is the real meaning of Lunar New Year to us.

Then there are the ever nagging questions of the elder relatives.

If you're not married? "huh, haven't married ar? When you wanna get married??? Wanna get red packets until you're old ar?"

Married already? When give birth to a child?

Got children already? Lemme see.... lemme see..... huh? a girl ar? Ai yo.... when to have a boy?

Got a boy already? when to have a second one?

Jesus Christ.

Had a terrific fun night with my co-workers.

2009-01-20T04:42:00.002+08:00

1. It's my company's annual dinner and we went to this Japanese buffet restaurant named Jogoya in Starhill Gallery and had a feast. I had two oysters, tuna sashimis, dim sums, teppanyaki prawns, beef and mutton, red wine and cocktail. While my boss foot the bill.

2. Round two, we decided to stretch the fun and went to this karaoke lounge to sing all the way to 4am. Returned at home thanks to a dedicated co-worker who were willing to send me back home in his speedy modified sedan via 20km route. That was some crazy-ass driving.

I'm stoned.

Why the fuck should I donate to terrorists?

2009-01-15T10:20:00.003+08:00

People has been asking me to donate $$$ for Palestinians. I refused.

Why?

Because part of the money donated by us, will be channelled to HAMAS, the extremist wing which will use it not to buy food, clothes or anything else by materials for making bombs and rockets to fire upon Israel, further provoking the Israelis and then ultimately repulse and then making the Palestinians suffer.

To achieve peace, Palestinians must realize that they have no choice but to acknowledge the fact that HAMAS is the sole culprit in causing all these civillian casualities. It is them who refuse to renew and honor the ceasefire agreements and continue to fire rockets, 8000 a year, into Israel.

By donating money, you are indirectly supporting Islamic terrorism.

And What I am seeing now, is that our malaysian government is slowly taking their stance to be pro-terrorism..... asking the US to sanction Malaysia. What a bunch of pig headed assholes.

Hishamuddin is one of them. This motherfucking fool has asked all 5 million Malaysian students and teachers to lay down their work and go for a demonstration rally just to voice out support towards HAMAS, and boycott US goods.

Stupid. If we boycott US brands, we are the ones who suffer. If US boycotts our goods, US people save money, we will be starving to death.

Palestinians and Israelis can fight for all I fucking carecare

2009-01-10T18:54:00.002+08:00

I don't understand why our MoE is calling upon all teachers and students to go for a march. Just because we are muslim country doesn't mean that we have to stand the shit for those stupid people.

Yes. I said it, Palestinians can die for all i care. Israelis can get bombed for all I care. So stop dragging us into their shit.

What, you think but that so called Useless Nations, you can ask the jews and palestians to stop all this bullshit? Dream on! let them fight to the death, which is what they are very good at for these 2000 years.

You know what Israel? You are stupid because you have the nuclear bomb and you never use it. use it and you can have the peace. Simple as that.

Palestinians = terrorists. I will not donate a single cent to terrorists. I will not give my food, clothes to them. Hell, I would even consider a waste of bullet when it comes to killing them. Wait a go, Israel! Teach those bastards a lesson!

When it come to a 3-hour fire truce, that mother fucking HAMAS broke it by firing an RPG to Israeli troops 15 minutes later. So, who the fuck can you blame? You've been firing numerous rockets into Israeli zone for the past 6 months, and Jews only attack you WHEN YOU REFUSE TO RENEW THE TRUCE. So that means what, you are asking for it, you are asking the Jews to fuck you up in the name of God.

So since you wanna see Allah faster, well you gotta thank the Jews then because they will make a short work of you!

Ignorant Singaporean father

2008-12-31T01:37:00.002+08:00

You know from time to time whenever you work in retail, you deal with people. And sometimes you will occasionally meet up with unsavory characters that makes whether God himself made them inorder to test you or just to poke fun at your already-miserable life, trying desperately to get some pocket money.

Ignorant Singaporean father

I worked in a Jigsaw Puzzle store in KLCC. Now a few days ago, on a fine morning there was this Singaporean family where they came in and virtually touched everything inside my store, well bless them cause they bought atleast a couple of things, but the way the father acted had shown me that there is really this thing in this world called "assholes".

At first they were glancing at this 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle picture depicting the ever famous Totoro. Then the father suddenly turned around and gave me what I would call an insulting side scanner from his eyes, "They are so expensive just because they were imported from Japan, huh?"

"Yes." I answered coolly. Compared to my worst case, this one wasn't that really bad, but to think that he was like turn his head around, glancing at you with his stupid half-closed eyes, which was rude and insulting.

Then they chose this 108-piece puzzle, and asked after paying, that if we can help them complete it.

When I answered that it will cost them 10 cents per piece, that snobbish father said again in a rude manner, "Wah, ask you to help us do only also wanna charge money ar?"

"Yes, because I said so." Again I said it coldly. Clearly saw me temper building up, the father grabbed the merchandize and gone with his family.

And yeah, they are Singaporeans, because they openly compared our price with the SG's shops.

I'm not saying that all SG shoppers are bad, but then, some of them really think that they can ask us retailers to do whatever they want us to do without some sort of compensation. To this kind of person I would say, "Hell, who the fuck are you anyway?"

Newest pics

2008-12-29T19:25:00.002+08:00

Time to give out pics..... duh.

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This is my wimax modem... so far the performance is like.... flip-flop..... sometimes bad, sometimes good..... I don't know.... I'm in like 7th day of my trial and so far i give it a B+ rating. It's a least a bit better than maxis and the performance is getting better and better lor.....

the main draw back was that the modem is bulky and require an extra power source, unlike the latest Maxis 3G modems that only require an USB port, and the flip flop performance.

I once witnessed the raw power of the modem when I can download movies via rapidshare using Opera browser clocked at 60~80kbps, and can still watch a 9 minute Youtube streaming movie without buffering.

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Her name is Qi Qi. She's one of my collegues in the jigsaw puzzle shop. BTW If I have time I will do something about the new blog, that talks about the puzzle shop.

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You can't pay me enough to do this shit.

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Saw this in Orchard road..... ages ago.

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Let's share this big santa hat together~~~~ now we're not cold anymore~~~

The Brilliant Green - Ash Like Snow

2008-12-29T19:11:00.002+08:00

You may think the singer, Tomoko Kawase is cute.... well, she is like 33 years old and married. To the bassist of the band.

Acting cute you might say. Fake-up you might say, but you know what, all I cared was good music. I like her cute baby voice.

Eggs and milk aren't true vegetarian!

2008-12-24T07:17:00.002+08:00

It comes from the animal. It is an animal product. It should be considered same as the meat. Hell, even though it doesn't have any life, bear if mind that a chunk of beef doesn't have any life of its own, too.

It has animal protein. Vegetables have veggie protein. Let's face it. That's the way to define it.

aiyaa~ no time no money no life~~!

2008-12-24T00:52:00.002+08:00

Now I am working part time again, the people there will often asking me to stand in for them during their off day. That means I have to sacrifice my studies.... I've skipped some lectures and now They asked me to skip tutorials. Hell no. I won't risk my studies just for that money.

I'm celebrating my xmas with working. Sounds pathetic but no choice. I have to work now if I wanna enjoy during Chinese New Year.

Later I can only sleep for 4 hours before preparing for my assignments. It seems that I can never finish it.... they keep on coming at ya.... it was hell.

I shall be working from 25~28th of December. Xmas day is a public holiday so i will be guaranteed double pay..... does that mean one hour RM10? 10 hours mean RM100 for one day!! That's so freaking cool. My pay check is gonna be huge, but the debts I'm owing is gonna be huge too.

That's it. Once I got the money, I will pay off my debts with maxis once and for all. It sucks.

working like hell

2008-12-20T00:01:00.003+08:00

I have started working part time with that jigsaw puzzle store again. And I have also created a blog about it. Maybe it will be talking about the things happenned when I work in the store, the good, bad and the ugly working with it, or just simply use it to make money.

the blog's address is: jpwmalaysia.blogspot.com

Jigsaw Puzzle World Malaysia <---- that's the name.

This xmas..... I have to work, since my girlfriend is going back to JB, and no one out there is celebrating with me, so I might as well work harder to save more money for future use.

I'm working again!

2008-12-14T01:23:00.002+08:00

Well starting from January 2009, The Jigsaw Puzzle store that I once worked for before a year ago will lose several people. Every year is just like that. Young people hoping for better prospects and promises of their future life leave the currrent job and get themselves into another one during the turn of every year.

The puzzle store's staff turnover rate was kinda high, most people can't stand the heat and usually leave after 3~6 months. I can only say that our salary wasn't that much good compared to those offices, since we are in retail sector, but ordering people around, asking them to do stocking , sales and merchandizing coolies and pay them for only one person's salary isn't going to help much of the problem here.

I'm really kinda financially desperate now, my internet connection has been suspended because i just can't get enough money from mum and dad. And I didn't have any part time jobs in October.

In November, I got work for like 1 day, and it was hell, I have to go back to that Isetan in KLCC and return all the stuffs into the boutique; we are pulling out from that hell hole, finally. Thank god for that cos' it makes us lose money. No promoter, no sales, have promoter, you can;t cover the costs, cos the big store sucks away 35% of the revenue you made, plus shrink rate was like enormously high....... man, it is hell.

In this month the December, things are getting better since i have so far worked 2 days for now, and have guaranteed RM80 of basic salary. the commission, which is a bonus for a part-timer like me, cos' I'm supposed to have nothing, but since I have history with the store, the boss was OK for my old rate: 0.5% for my score.

I made like RM2800++ so far, and that yields me RM14..... not much, but were able to cover my transportation fees and food dring my work. I'm kinda lucky to only have to study on Mon till thurs, and I can work the noon shift (thursday's class ends on 12pm). that's why i have been urging them to let me work 16 days per month.......

On sunday (14 Dec) I'm gonna have a small rest. My legs are killing me since the promoter job requires me to stand all day long.

Asshole of December 2008: Mukriz, the son of Mahathir

2008-12-07T16:05:00.002+08:00

Recently this asshole wanted to fight for the acting president of UMNO..... the nazi group of Malaysia, and then in order to get the attention and cheap political capital, he said:

"We should only let all our schools teach using Malay language in order to achieve national unity."

Then after being bombarded by Chinese school and Tamil school officials, he then said, "No, I didn't wanted to close down all Chinese and Tamil schools. Just change the medium language...... there will be still Chinese and Tamil schools....."

MUKRIZ, YOU ARE A PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING DICKHEAD, WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY, IN THIS WORLD.

Tell me then, asshole, how can you label a Chinese school as "Chinese School" when you do not teach in Chinese language? I don't understand la....... Even monkey also can see what the fuck you are trying to do.

If this country's national language is Chinese, do you like it when we say all schools should teach in Chinese as to "achieve national unity"?

Look at America, all schools teach in English, are they united? Taiwan, are they united? Fucking hell no! Look at Thailand, all school teach in Thai, are they united? Anything happens, they are split into 2 camps. One yellow, and another red.

You, sir, are a losing motherfucking asshole.

The college's library internet connection

2008-12-02T19:58:00.001+08:00

We;ll when it was being shared by a lot of people, the internet connection can be very frustratingly slow. Right now I am enjoying 1.5 mbps connection, but to achieve that speed you will have to wait until 7.30pm or 8pm..... time when most people has gone back. And the library closes at 9pm...... I can that's pretty much sucks.

But if you wanna save money, well you will have bear with it.

Today I only spent RM7. That's great cos the next time mum banks in RM500 will be like around 15th Dec, and now I still have RM170 left in my pocket. If I can spend like RM10 per day, I can still survive till 17 days later. Well, provided that I do not spend it on cyber cafes, comics and eating too much.

I will have to rely much on self-dicipline if I wanna save enough money to get myself a new computer....

The PC fair is coming on 12 Dec, and the stupid PTPTN will not release the loan before the end of December.... and some say January!

another guy beside me left the computer..... darn it! I am now enjoying like more than 1600kbps of internet connection hell it will be wasted if I did not use it to download videos!

my school loan still haven't come yet~

2008-12-01T23:45:00.000+08:00

Well my school loan was kinda postponed, and luckily mum sent in RM500. Paid my room rental, utilities bill, treat myself to a nice dinner, and then went on splurge on instant noodles, milo packs, sugar for my tea bags, and that leaves me RM150 to leave around.

I'm planning to like really go thrifty, but the college's internet connection sucks even though it's like free. I think I can only go to the library at night, where nobody snatching bandwidths with me..... I have owed my ISP RM350! Man, my bad actually. I shouldn't have spend all those money by eating at mamak stall, buying books and so on.

So this is the last time I will be using the cyber cafe for now. I am now desperately trying to find a better way to cope with my life.

My school loan, they said, comes in at the end of December. Let's hope I can manage with that.

School life is not bad after all

2008-11-26T11:23:00.001+08:00

I used to detest the college's canteen food, you know, the cutleries didn't get washed clean, well actually they just dump it into the dish washer and then using plain water to spray on it.... and then if you're very lucky you can still see tissies and oily spots linger around on the spoon or fork.... YUCK!

So it's always a good idea to wash it when you get it. Or just bring your own.

Again, the mix rice has been my staple diet ever since day 1. With the unbeatable price of RM2.20 for 4 dishes and 1 miserable scoop of rice, that's dirt cheap, compare to outside's food, where you have to walk like another 300 meters, and spend RM3~RM5 to get a decent warm meal.

Eating really does cost much of a student's expenses, but for me, it didn't just stop there. I have to pay for my internet fees, and it has been cut off because I fail to pay for it...... I am broke. I am waiting for my student loan to come in. And yet although they said that it will come THIS week, I remained skeptical.

I still have the last hundred ringgit left. Hopefully my mum will deposit the start of the next month.

Newly done!

2008-11-15T00:59:00.000+08:00

Well since the old blog's settings have been fucked up, I have no choice but to erase everything and start it all over again.

Pity you say? Well it's nothing much tho. I haven't had much things to write recently, but then that doesn't mean that I will stop blogging. I will still try to note down special and unique things that happen around me.